..Beowulf..

The Wrath of Grendel

Grendel sat in his swamp and listened to the joyful music, all the while checking his e-mail ,on his lap top, looking for his invite. When he didn't see it there, he became furious. He ran to Harot, pulled up 30 drunk warriors and crushed them in their sleep.

The Coming of Beowulf

Beowulf heard of this horrible monster that terrorizes Hrothgar's kingdom. He pulled out his GPS, got the directions, and was on his way to help. When he arrived the main guard had already known that he was coming via text message on his cell phone.

The Battle with Grendel
Grendel went into Herot ready for another buffet dinner. When he got there, to his surprise, was a room full of soldiers sleeping like babies. Beowulf and Grendel have their battle, and Beowulf claims Grendel's arm in the process.

The Monster's Lair
The Battle With Grendel's Mother
The Last Battle
The Spoils